How can I serve her a breakfast that will keep her coming back? To be honest, I think everyone knows that no matter what I make for breakfast, they always come back. Masu. I’m her B. Ball. We’re here for all you short kings out there who need some inspiration. Please join me on Dribble and take part in my day (cooking edition).
I start my day at the perfect time of 6am with some stretching and an overwhelmingly deep meditative thought about how real periods are. Women, if possible, I would like that to go away.
B. Ball Representative (Women’s Rights) Champion’s Rise and Grind Breakfast
material
| 1 | cup shortened |
| 5/7 | 1 teaspoon flour |
| Four | egg |
| 2 | spoon cottage cheese |
| 1 | Extra large egg carton (24 total) |
| 1 | spoon pesto |
| 1 | avocado |
preparation
step 1
Start with a few spoonfuls of cottage cheese. Next, take a carton of extra-large eggs and scramble your little tarts.
Step 2
If you’re feeling fancy, add some light pesto and avocado. This will keep you full for 1-2 hours. Being 7 feet tall is tough (when you feel like it).
B. Bowl of saucy chicken and hummus
Next, I will take the bus to UBC and practice basketball. After draining 16 solid half-court shots and clicking clock with pal Chadam Bolsen, I was, of course, hungry again.
Let me introduce you to the love of my life. She is what her dreams are made of. Things I love in this life: basketball, feminism, chadam, my mom, and this gorgeous hummus and rotisserie chicken combo. This may be a little underground and weird, but go to the grocery store right now and buy her three things.
material
| 1 | truffle hummus |
| 1 | pita |
| 1 | whole rotisserie chicken |
preparation
step 1
Okay, this is about to get rough, but believe me, baby, I’ll tell you about it. Eat a rotisserie chicken and break it up piece by piece with your fingers. I dip several slices of pita bread into the truffle hummus. It’s heaven in my mouth. I usually eat a whole rotisserie chicken to get as much protein as I can each day. You know what that’s like. But after that divine snack, unfortunately I’m still hungry. Before I knew it, I was in front of a place called Frunkin’ Cronuts. I feel like it’s calling out to me — did I mention I’m a 7-foot-tall basketball player (feminist) (humble)? I think this is a cool, healthy place for a basketball player like me, but then I look at her calories and shit…so I skip it and go to the weight room instead. On the way, I was stopped by a few girls and I had too much respect for them to say no, so I signed a few autographs and got a few numbers. I’m quite a celebrity on campus. Segway Tom is my biggest competition and he has as many girls as I do. largely.
B. Hit the Ball – That (PR) Protein Shake
material
| 1 | banana |
| 1 | kale |
| 1 | spinach |
| 1 | broccoli |
| 1 | Raw egg |
| 1 | whole milk carton |
| 1 | peanut butter |
| 1 | protein powder |
preparation
step 1
Pick up the banana and smash her, then move on to the next banana.
Step 2
Add kale, spinach, protein powder, broccoli, raw eggs, 1 carton of milk, and peanut butter.
Step 3
blend. I make about 3 liters, which I know is not enough, but don’t worry. After my workout, I stop by Ice JJ Bream for a cranberry muffin. I was actually able to purchase it for free today. I think the cashier was kind. She also left her phone number.
B. Stir-fried chicken with balls of thick thighs that save lives
material
| 6 | Chicken thigh |
| Four | cup broccoli |
| 1 | cup rice |
| 0 | seasoning |
preparation
step 1
Put it in a pot and steam it. You know what that does, lady?
To finish off, I had rotisserie chicken and truffle hummus for a little dessert. I made some more click clocks, snapped a few girls (the stream doesn’t keep intact), and went to bed (without you, I know — don’t worry, tomorrow’s There is always a night). life is wonderful.
I especially appreciate the blonde fans. I love you, ladies.
your,
bill balas
