For many women, orgasm is quite difficult (just kidding). So when reports start surfacing about people accidentally climaxing while doing sit-ups or peeing;—There may be some big question marks floating around.
But accidental orgasms are totally a problem. And they probably happen more than you think. Consider these nine women who experienced hedonic shock directly (or through various other objects). Prepare to be amazed.
water supply business
“One day I was lying alone among the leaves under a very tall tree while raindrops hit my face. I don’t know what happened to me, but suddenly I felt a connection with the nature around me. I felt a very strong connection and realized that I was having a legitimate orgasm. That was the coolest thing that ever happened to me. ” —Ella, 24 years old
denim delight
“When I was in high school, I was rubbing my boyfriend’s leg and I ended up all over his leg. I even wet his jeans.” —Grace*, 27 years old
Birth benefits
“I’m a 43-year-old mother of three, and I’m having labor pains. [vaginal] Childbirth brings about very memorable orgasms. It’s called ecstatic birth, and it’s an ancient secret that is little known in our society. ” —Malev, 43 years old
runner’s high
“When I was 15, I had my first orgasm while jogging. It was like rubbing my legs together. Then I had another orgasm while doing jumping jacks in dance class, and once at a ballroom party. It happened while I was dancing the jive!” ―Celeste*, 37 years old
Happy end
“I’m really addicted to massages. I find myself reaching orgasm halfway through any massage. I try to relax and think about something else, but once that feeling hits me, I don’t know how to stop it. I feel like there isn’t.” —Forge Dinadesreddit
not so deadhead
”[I orgasmed] At a Grateful Dead concert. The combination of music and atmosphere and different substances in the air combined with my dancing and shaking and suddenly it happened to me. It was amazing, amazing, and most importantly, it made me realize at a young age that orgasms can occur outside of traditional sexual experiences. ” —Jen, 47 years old
slippery when wet
“I took a shower in preparation for an amazing double date night. Anticipating that we might have some sexy time, I began the process of achieving silky smooth legs. I carefully balanced them. After taking and manipulating it, I finish on the right and start.” “I move on to the left. I move around, trying different positions to get the best access. After moving around for two minutes, I finally I found the prime stance and that just so happened to be the stance where the water was shooting straight at my groin and the fight began.
“It became a competition between my shaving ability and my orgasm control. It made my girlfriend very happy, but I lack the willpower when it comes to the second thing. I… You can finish shaving the lower half of your leg halfway when you know exactly what you’re about to do.” “Stand back: It’s me.” I lost my balance and started to slide. The pathetic passion of the showerhead violation ended up with me banging my head against the wall. So now I’m sitting here, a bag of frozen vegetables calming me down. I have a lump on my head. , half of the legs are fuzzy. ” — Creepy Creeper Creepinreddit
like fireworks
“One day when I was taking a bath, I discovered that there was a nice, beautiful shower head in the bathroom, and it felt warm and wonderful underneath. And, well, there were fireworks. Something bad happened. I felt like I was doing it, but I probably wasn’t.” I took a lot of baths after that so I don’t care. ” —Mia, 31 years old
wet dream
“I once had the most powerful orgasm imaginable in my sleep. I woke up drenched in sweat and had to jump in the shower. It was insanely intense. I’ll never forget it. ” —Blair, 27 years old
Gigi Engle is a sex educator and author living in Chicago. Follow her on Instagram twitter @GigiEngle.
Gigi Engle is a COSRT registered and GSRD certified sex and relationship psychotherapist, sex coach, sex educator, and author.