John Plunkett. Updated April 11, 2024
It’s been quite a while since I had my first date, and back then there were a lot less places to go on dates (and a lot less advice on how to go on dates).
For example, dating advice such as: @miki_0525 “Holistic Nutritionist” Wellness writer. Part-time instructor of “Traveler” and “How to Eat to Stay Healthy.” Perhaps use your mouth.
Anyway, here’s what she had to say for those getting ready for the dating game:
what, all Its?
And it went viral, the last time I saw it it had 5 million views and it was getting tons of reactions like this.
Thinking that love is something to be won is a ticket to eternal spiritual illness and deep personal unhappiness. https://t.co/AIHw3TZoDb
— James B (@piercepenniless) April 10, 2024
This is a stupid capitalist idea that encourages alienation from others in favor of self-preservation, and is sure to make you miserable forever, never feeling good enough no matter what. Wouldn’t it? Life is meant to fall in love and sympathize with each other’s flaws https://t.co/M4KTHGpet2
— Tilly (@tillyfoulkes) April 10, 2024
When you’re ready and finally ready to start dating https://t.co/2OGMzMWtCR pic.twitter.com/JCu1DX7XC3
— William Gerrard (@Bill_Gerrard) April 10, 2024
I’ve been happily married for over 10 years to a wife and son who love me and I don’t have any shit together lol. This is the advice for the “shiny lure” class I was talking about. What you really need in a relationship is to know/learn how to interact with each other in a healthy way https://t.co/j00J3M1pNq
— Visakan Veerasamy (@visakanv) April 10, 2024
There’s a lot wrong with this, of course, but I’m fascinated by the American belief that having a therapist is something everyone should have and is a bare minimum requirement, like being able to tie your shoelaces. It is https://t.co/iQxjoQBfGz
— Rob Palk (@robpalkwriter) April 10, 2024
Half of this shit isn’t a big deal, so you can start doing it on a random Tuesday.In my opinion, the type of people who think everything needs to be prepared or fixed in order to start a relationship are actually the type of people who have the least tolerance for relationships with https://t.co/Os3JZ6IZel I am a person of
— That Fred character (@Frediculous) April 9, 2024
But this one definitely bent the hardest.
Do you know who had all these things? Patrick Bateman https://t.co/FOqAirq5IV
— Molly Goodfellow (@hansmollman) April 10, 2024
nailed it!
Except not everyone bought it.
Yes, but wasn’t it all just his imagination?
—. (169 miles per hour) April 10, 2024
he’s not even a real person
— Molly Goodfellow (@hansmollman) April 10, 2024
Just in case you need a reminder…
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sauce @Hans Smallman
